Rabbit: Hello everybunny! Welcome to Random Happy Time! My chance to hijack TvR away from Tiger and do whatever I want! ૮⍝◜•˕̮•◝⍝ა
Tiger: (,,◕ ⋏ ◕,,) What are you doing to TvR, Rabbit?! *pauses* I don't look like that! Stop doing those! Emoticons are not allowed here!
Rabbit: ^sings^ La-la-la-la-loooooo-la! I can do whatever I want! Random Happy Time! is my time! (*´∀｀)ﾉ☊ฺ ▂ฺ ▃ฺ ▄ฺ ▅ฺ ▆ฺ ▇ฺ █
Tiger: Wait, that's what you're calling this segment? (๑ↀᆺↀ๑)☄
Rabbit: (•ㅅ•) It's awesome! ／(=⌒x⌒=)＼
Tiger: Just get on with it and cut out the emoticons, you're going to give our readers an embolism. And I don't look like that at all!
Rabbit: Fine, sourpuss. In our first Random Happy Time!, we want to take this opportunity to thank a very special member of the TvR team - Dan! He's the artist behind me and Tiger, and I have to say I love what he's done with the art. The banner designs look awesome, I love our avatars, and he's doing a lot of extra work coming up with different assets for us to use on the site! We don't have everything up yet but you'll be amazed by his work when it's all finished!
Tiger: Yes, thank you Dan. Make sure to follow him on Twitter at @JiibayDan and visit That Dan Stinehart Blog.
Rabbit: Dan also has a comic series called ~Natively Awkward, which you can find by clicking that link or following @NatAwkComic on Twitter. Speaking of ~Natively Awkward, there's this cute little character in the comic that's always cooking cornbread. When I read it, he makes me want to bake my own cornbread! ( ´･ω･`)_且
Tiger: That looks like tea to me.
Rabbit: But you know what I don't like about cornbread? It's so crumby! ^giggles^ Get it?
Tiger: (━┳━ _ ━┳━)
Rabbit: It's true. Cornbread has to be one of the five hardest things to bake, right behind snicker-doodle cookies and-
Tiger: （ﾉ｀Д´）ﾉ－－－－－┻┻ -３-３
Rabbit: ^runs away^ Thanks for reading Qgers and Qbbits! Until next time!
Tiger: I promise, I won't let these get any crazier.