Friday, April 3, 2015

Random Happy Time, 15 O’Clock - Man, You Are Ugly!
After chatting about beautiful games, Tiger and Rabbit decide to flip the coin and discuss ugly things. From the monstrous to the grotesque, Tiger and Rabbit share the ugly things that they love.


Rabbit: I feel bad that we talked about pretty things before and left out all the ugly things. I don’t want to get their feelings hurt so I thought we could do that here.

Tiger: Do what?

Rabbit: Talk about ugly things we like.

Tiger: You don’t like ugly things.

Rabbit: There are some ugly things I like.

Tiger: Okay, how about worms?

Rabbit: ヽ(。_°)ノ Eww.

Tiger: One-eyed dogs?

Rabbit: That’s so sad.

Tiger: Dirt?

Rabbit: You think dirt is ugly?

Tiger: Salamanders?

Rabbit: They’re just cute little lizards.

Tiger: Rocks?

Rabbit: They’re neat.

Tiger: Rocks covered in bird poop?

Rabbit: ¯\(°_o)/¯ Gross.

Tiger: All-you-can-eat buffets?

Rabbit: So hungry.

Tiger: All-you-can-eat buffets with sick people?

Rabbit: I don’t wanna eat sick people. ヽ(゚Д゚)ノ

Tiger: ヽ( ̄д ̄;)ノ No, I meant with sick people in line. Never mind, how about moldy cheese?

Rabbit: I thought cheese was already a mold.

Tiger: Spaghetti noodles.

Rabbit: Huh?

Tiger: They’re ugly and creepy looking.

Rabbit: I guess we really don’t like ugly things. We are terrible people.

Tiger: You just realized that?

Rabbit: (⌒_⌒;) I think voles are ugly and cute at the same time.

Tiger: How so?

Rabbit: Well, voles are often used in experiments so they cut open their skull and place a cap on it.

Tiger: *raises eyebrows*

Rabbit: So they are ugly because they have had their heads cut open but their cute too because they’re idle bitty mice looking things.

Tiger: Ooookay. We’re done now.

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