Rabbit: I feel bad that we talked about pretty things before and left out all the ugly things. I don’t want to get their feelings hurt so I thought we could do that here.
Tiger: Do what?
Rabbit: Talk about ugly things we like.
Tiger: You don’t like ugly things.
Rabbit: There are some ugly things I like.
Tiger: Okay, how about worms?
Rabbit: ヽ(。_°)ノ Eww.
Tiger: One-eyed dogs?
Rabbit: That’s so sad.
Rabbit: You think dirt is ugly?
Rabbit: They’re just cute little lizards.
Rabbit: They’re neat.
Tiger: Rocks covered in bird poop?
Rabbit: ¯\(°_o)/¯ Gross.
Tiger: All-you-can-eat buffets?
Rabbit: So hungry.
Tiger: All-you-can-eat buffets with sick people?
Rabbit: I don’t wanna eat sick people. ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
Tiger: ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ No, I meant with sick people in line. Never mind, how about moldy cheese?
Rabbit: I thought cheese was already a mold.
Tiger: Spaghetti noodles.
Tiger: They’re ugly and creepy looking.
Rabbit: I guess we really don’t like ugly things. We are terrible people.
Tiger: You just realized that?
Rabbit: (⌒_⌒;) I think voles are ugly and cute at the same time.
Tiger: How so?
Rabbit: Well, voles are often used in experiments so they cut open their skull and place a cap on it.
Tiger: *raises eyebrows*
Rabbit: So they are ugly because they have had their heads cut open but their cute too because they’re idle bitty mice looking things.
Tiger: Ooookay. We’re done now.